Here's a free bit of advice: Try not to fall asleep in the vehicle you've commandeered, especially when you're naked.
New York man survives 21 gunshotsMove over Superman, there's a new Man of Steel in town. The Daily News, a New York City-based newspaper, reports that a man was shot at least 21 times by police and survived.
Woman goes into fit of rage over McNuggets: VideoAP reports that an Ohio woman assaulted two McDonald employees and shattered a drive-thru window after being told she couldn't be served Chicken McNuggets.
Man trapped in toilet pit for 2 daysThe Metro, a UK newspaper, reported an unidentified man from the Wuyuan County of Inner Mongolia fell and found himself trapped in a poo-filled toilet pit for 2 whole days.
Naomi's 'big inconvenience': Top Twitter trending topicsMSN News brings you the top trending topics on Twitter for this week and comments on these issues from the members of the public. Follow MSN Malaysia News on Twitter (twitter.com/mymsnnews) for breaking news in Malaysia and around the world.
Bear crashes car in its first 'drive'These things should not mix: a bear, a peanut butter sandwich, and a car.
Seven adult men masquerade as students to re-enter schoolIt's a given that most (sane) people hate school and try to put it behind them as soon as they can. But seven men, now aged 20, apparently couldn't get enough of it.
"Darth Vader" robs NY bankTimes must be tough for the Galactic Empire. According to The Daily Mail, a UK newspaper, a six-foot man dressed as the villainous Darth Vader robbed a bank in Long Island, New York.
The week in weird: July 23Here's your weekly dose of the weird. We've picked the 7 wackiest stories of the week for your consumption. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this week's pantheon of what can be only charitably termed as 'inspired WTF-ness'.
Man charged with shooting wife with toilet paperDon't let the innocent, cuddly look of that toilet paper roll in your bathroom fool you. While originally made for bottoms, it can be surreptitiously fashioned into a deadly weapon.
UFO sighted at Malaysian beach resortIf you're Malaysian, rejoice! We haven't escaped the notice of suspected extraterrestials. We'll let you decide if the following is a precursor to a full-scale invasion or a routine sampling of our country's famously varied food.
Tycoon sends private jet to S'pore to buy duriansWhat lengths would you go to get durians? Yes, durians. The smelly, arguably delicious fruit pride of Malaysia and Singapore. Would you be willing to fork out big bucks for a plane ride?
Cat steals women's underwear for gifts13-year old Oscar truly does the term 'cat burglar' justice. Reuters reports that the cat has been stealing socks, gloves, and women's underwear, among other unattended laundry items, for gifts to his owners.
Man tries using phony grenade to steal Mercedes BenzAccording to AP, a man allegedly attempted a robbery on a Mercedes Benz dealership with what he asserted to be a hand grenade.
Man arrested for stashing drugs in anusAccording to Bernama, a Malaysian news agency, police have booked a 33-year old man for hiding six bottles of heroin in his anus.
